Monday, 27 February 2012

Dear Jimmy Reviews Iron Man (PS3)

Dear Jimmy Reviews...

If you haven’t noticed by now, I’m kinda a comic fan-boy. That can sometimes make me more forgiving than I probably should be with Comic book tie-ins when it comes to games. Take ‘Web Of Shadows’ for instance. Despite the fact that most fights are basically me abusing the hell out of the web-zip attack, the way the street crimes are so boring you’ll very quickly ignore them, and even the quick time events that appear outta nowhere with no warning are all mitigated by my enjoyment of the web-slinging, and the feeling that I’m fucking Spider-man.( By which I mean to say that I am Spider-man and I am so excited about this I used an expletive. As opposed to implying that Peter Parker and I am having carnal relations.)

So if web-slinging is entertaining, then surely soaring around at mach-whatever in the Iron Man armour must be the most amazing thing ever, right? The answer is a resounding ‘kinda?'

Tuesday, 14 February 2012

21 Signs That You're In Wuv

So you’ve met someone new, and you’ve fallen head over hook, line and sinker for them. You can’t finish “hello” before ripping their clothes off.
Yep. Remember kiddies: Sex = Love. Always!
Your cheeks are so pink they’re visible from space.
That actually just means you’re kinky and into spanking. Because kinky sex = True love. Always!

It must be love! Or is it?
Because who knows your own feelings better than yourself? That’s right, some random stranger off the internet.
If you recognise more than a few of these signs, chances are it’s the real thing – and you may just be in it for the long haul.