The for her 27th she got a tattoo or her buttock. She didn't tell me she was getting it until after it was done. It's a heart made out of musical symbols which she had done instead of an "I love mum" tattoo. She thought I may like this. I don't. Flowers say it much better in my mind.
She turns 29 in 2 weeks and today she came in sporting not one but two new tattoos and a new piercing. One tattoo is at the top of her back and the second is at the bottom. I was furious. I can't even use the "not under my roof" line with her as she has been living independent since 19. She now intends to get at least 2 more. A sword down her thigh for her father, my husband, as he loves claymores and the arabic for salam (peace) behind her ear.
I have begged her not to get anymore, have asked her to think about what she will look like when she is 80. Her answer was "why are you worried about that? I won't be embarrassing you at that point will I?" I was furious!
Can she not see that they are tacky? Please someone tell me a tattoo horror story I can tell her to stop her from getting anymore!!
…Okay…I think I have one… You should tell her about this one woman who I heard about, who got a couple of tattoos and piercings and so her over controlling religious nut job mother wrote this long rambling letter about how they were ‘tacky’ and made her look like ‘a tart’ and it got posted on the internet for all to see, even though the daughter was living independently as she hated the mother so much that she moved the fuck out the second she was able to. I think the thought of her mother turning into an overbearing bitch like that would scare the shit out of her
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Ok so here goes.My fiancée has a stag night coming up and to tell the truth, I'm worried about it! I know what happens on stag nights and in worried that women and the stags will influence him. I'm insecure as it is, I'll be on edge all night! Any advice anyone please!!!!!
What you should do is set a few ground rules. For example it isn’t
entirely unreasonable to request he be home for 10P.M.
Then on the night, be sure to either text or ring him every twenty
minutes and thoroughly interrogate him about what exactly he is up to. I have
no doubt that he will appreciate this gesture and be pleased to see how much
you care about him.
In fact if you make it 8P.M. and ring every ten minutes, both he and all
his fellow ‘stags’ will probably remember it as the best stag night ever and
revere you as the world’s most awesome wife.
Also, just to point out, I work longer hours than him and I take home less money. So am I being unreasonable in asking him to pay his half of the holiday and I pay mine. I'm willing to pay for maybe 60% just as a thank you for leaving me in on the discount but I'm not willing to pay for the whole thing. Any input is appreciated. Thanks
Screw him. Tell him if that’s the way he wants to play it then he can
fuck off on holiday on his own. Having the 70% he’s saved to spend on extra
alcohol and being surrounded by drunken bikini clad women aged 18 to 30, with no partner
(who as it turns out is a total nag) around ought to teach him the error of his ways.
Im a 20 year old girl and me and my partner are having troubles, our sex
life is getting worse because of something that happened to me a year ago, she
is very surportive but i can tell its taking its toll. She has mood swings to
the point where one minute were fine and the next she isnt talking to me. I
tell her we need to comunicate more but whenever i ask her whats wrong i get
the same reply "im fine" or "nothing" i just want us to
talk and sort things out but she wont... is there anyone who can help?
It’s letters like this that make me thankful for lesbians (…Well letters
like this and porn, but I digress!) You see, this is exactly the kind of shit
we blokes have to put up with women all the time.
You know how women say men can never experience the pain of childbirth?
Well they can’t experience the pain of trying to talk reason to a big ol’ bag
of crazy hormones, so that’s life’s way of evening the balance.
As for advice, all I can really offer is, if you can’t handle this either learn to deral with it...It doesn't get better over time. Trust me. Or dump her ass and try dating
something with a penis.
My fiancées mum is a total bi**h!
We have never got on. I've been with my fella now for 5 years and she still won't accept me. We even he a son together who is 2, oh by the way shes seen our son maybe 6 times? Because he isn't exactly like her son she won't accept him.
Anyway, I've only just got engaged after 5 years and I think this may be down to her. He is a mummy's boy but doesn't see her that often anymore. When we marry I DO NOT want her at our wedding at all.
What do I do? He won't accept that she has done anything wrong. Even after calling me all the names under the sun and not bothering at all about her so called grandson. I've tried talking to him about it but all he says is "it's my mum, she's brought me up all my life".... SO WHAT?! She is not a mum and from what he has told me, she has always chosen her ex husbands (ye that's right, all 3 ex husbands) over her own children.... Help what do I do now?!
I suggest that you both invite your mother-in-law and her 3 ex’s to move
in with you and all live together under one roof before the wedding. I don’t think that this
will help your situation, I just want to film the results and sell it as a new
70’s style sitcom called ‘Groom To Let’. Also if you have a garage conversion
that Henry Winkler could live in as the best man who's own marriage is on the rocks, even better!
Is it ok when you are married to make friends with somone at work you
fancy and exchange phone numbers with a view to meeting up ocassionaly either
with or witout your partner if you have no itention of ever being intimate with
them (sex or snogging) or is it best not to.
No! This is a disgrace! The only time it is okay for married people to
make friends with people they fancy at work is if it is leading to sex. Now
stop slacking and get that guy slept with!
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After having sex without a condom when a time comes when i need to use
one it is painful, any way to ease the pain?
Hell if I know! My partners are usually too doped up on roofies to feel
anything.
Hi I'm 21 and so is my partner we've been on and off for the best part
of 6 Years. He tells me he doesn't want to committ to anything so at the
minuite were just "friends with benefits" untill there comes a time
where something can happen between us. I'm stupid to even do this but I love him.
Recently he met someone else and just said it was a fling. And it meant nothing
and it was over. But I caught him out that they were still talking via twitter.
He lies about where he's going because the next day someone will tell me they
bump into him. I don't understand why he lies to me. If I confront him he gets
all defendant and tells me it's his life and he doesnt have to tell me
anything.. I'm at my whitts end because I want to be in a relationship with him
and he says the same but makes it very difficult please help ??
The reason he lies to you so often is because you’re a naive gullible
idiot who believes him every time, and too spineless to stand up for yourself
when you do learn the truth.
But don’t worry. If you tough it out I’m sure he will one day realise
just how much he cares for you and declare his undying love and honesty.
…Do I bollocks! That’s just me trying to prove my point about how fucking gullible you are.
About six months ago this fit young guy moved in on a break from his
wife. I could see my wife's eye's light up when she saw him working out in the
garden, and she didn't hesitate to ask him round for drinks. I'm just being a
good neighbour, she explained to me with a twinkle in her eye. He often joined
us for social events, and she even introduced him to my mum, who wasn't immune
to his charms either. Gorgeous was how she described him Ienvitably, my wife
has now begun having an affair with the neighbour. She claims he was just too
hard to resist, and that it's just a passing fancy, as he eventually intends to
go back to his wife. Even my mother says she understands, if not approves, of
her actions, and I will just have to put up with it until the affair has run
its course. Trouble is, I'm, not even sure it ever will, and how can I ever
compete with the memory of this ab fab guy? Help!
You can’t. So my advice to you:
Threesome!
This may work out pretty well for you since from the sounds of your
letter you carry quite the torch for this guy as well.
I've been with my gf around 4 months now and we have a pretty active sex life, we both go in for the hardcore stuff and she's always pretty loud when we're f*cking to the extent I'll hit her face (don't worry, she likes me doing it) and tell her to shut up.
Well the other night we were at it for the second time that evening and it was a lot rougher than the previous session. Her face was half buried in the pillows and she was doing her usual of moaning/screaming with a lot of swearing (I love it really!! Lets me know she's enjoying it) but what I thought I heard next made me asks her what she'd said. I thought she'd said "I love you". I stopped for a moment and asked what she'd said and she turned round confused saying "eh? I said "oh f*ck", what did you think I'd said?" I brushed past this and said it didn't matter and we continued. But I still had it in my head that she'd said that...I'm really not ready for that yet, I think I maybe do love her but am just not ready to say it, I'd feel kind of weird and vulnerable you know?
Anyway, when we'd finished she turned and asked me what I thought she'd said and I muttered that I thought she'd said "oh dear" (couldn't think what else to say) and she gave me a funny look and said "yeah, that's soo what I'd be saying" then she got up and went to the loo.
so I now think she's figured out what I thought she'd said and now we're both a bit embarrassed. I don't think either of us are really ready to say that or have this talk even if we do feel those feelings. We're just not those sort of people.
I now don't know what to do/say to get passed this or if I should just ignore it and hope she does the same?
Oh, Mr Grey, what crazy misadventures have you gotten into this time? Don’t you see that the real
reason that An wants to explore your world, and your ridiculously named ‘Red
Room Of Pain’ is because she wants to explore your poor damaged soul and repair
that broken heart fo yours.
She wants to show you that under all that aggression you’re a sweet
delicate flower who IS capable of love. Just like that nice young Edward Cullen
fellow.
Of course this is total bullshit. You’ll never change since you’re a
fetish freak with mummy issues. So just admit you’re incompatible and end
things now, rather than wasting 500 pages on this shit.
...Oh God! A 50 Shades reference AND a Twilight reference in the same reply...I feel so dirty! That's it. I'm off to wash away the shame. Don't wait up. This is gonna take a lot of bleach!
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